| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #737 | Amulet of Yendor | 20 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #2368 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2752 | badass belt | 17 |
| #831 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #529 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #673 | clown hammer | 39 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #772 | defective skull | 21 |
| #740 | encoder ring | 12 |
| #523 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 55 |
| #778 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #673 | fake hand | 37 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #773 | jazz soap | 33 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #877 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #202 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #991 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #692 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 41 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #867 | wind-up chattering teeth | 31 |
| #837 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #802 | yellow snowcone | 39 |