| #563 | Cloaca grenade | 26 |
| #618 | Cloaca-Cola | 46 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #659 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #881 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 55 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #160 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 106 |
| #471 | ball | 13 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #162 | glowing red eye | 124 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #330 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #271 | metallic A | 169 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #96 | phonics down | 1,137 |
| #138 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 284 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1391 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | ridiculously huge sword | 100 |
| #99 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,070 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #133 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,326 |
| #2479 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #132 | super-spiky hair gel | 993 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #137 | tiny house | 1,769 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #655 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #894 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 20 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #918 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #985 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #526 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #936 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #786 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #963 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 19 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #887 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #678 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1024 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 12 |
| #502 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #885 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #176 | titanium assault umbrella | 74 |
| #1240 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |