| #561 | Cloaca grenade | 26 |
| #617 | Cloaca-Cola | 46 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #657 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #881 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 55 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #160 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 106 |
| #470 | ball | 13 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #162 | glowing red eye | 124 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #330 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | metallic A | 169 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #95 | phonics down | 1,137 |
| #138 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 284 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | ridiculously huge sword | 100 |
| #100 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,070 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #133 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,326 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #132 | super-spiky hair gel | 993 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #136 | tiny house | 1,769 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #800 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #890 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 20 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #784 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #959 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 19 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #884 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #325 | tiny plastic sauceror | 12 |
| #499 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #881 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #177 | titanium assault umbrella | 74 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |