| #68 | Cloaca-Cola | 754 |
| #126 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 28 |
| #73 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 52 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 18 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 73 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 14 |
| #83 | Crimbot battery | 25 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 565 |
| #129 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 22 |
| #85 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 45 |
| #25 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 300 |
| #17 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 5 |
| #47 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 554 |
| #841 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 59 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #1096 | Yummy Tummy bean | 143 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #20 | astronaut pants | 300 |
| #48 | augmented-reality shades | 10 |
| #441 | badass belt | 101 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #268 | blood flower | 38 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #147 | choco-Crimbot | 10 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #9 | delicious noodles | 863 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #103 | duck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #12 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4,091 |
| #14 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4,054 |
| #12 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4,299 |
| #13 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4,189 |
| #11 | dusty bottle of Port | 4,351 |
| #11 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3,990 |
| #197 | easter egg balloon | 87 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #48 | fitness wristband | 10 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| 🥈 | herbs | 309,980 |
| #32 | iron pasta spoon | 324 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #51 | kneecapping stick | 318 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #47 | marionette | 21 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #26 | scroll of pasta summoning | 594 |
| #48 | smart watch | 10 |
| #122 | sock monkey | 21 |
| #256 | stuffed alien blob | 23 |
| #25 | stuffed doppelshifter | 531 |
| #27 | support cummerbund | 317 |
| #304 | teddy bear | 23 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #255 | toy crazy train | 37 |
| #19 | toy jet pack | 300 |
| #331 | toy mercenary | 22 |
| #26 | toy ray gun | 300 |
| #65 | toy soldier | 20 |
| #23 | toy space helmet | 300 |
| #80 | toy train | 19 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | yo-yo | 592 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |