| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #527 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #3028 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #589 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #1540 | fake hand | 3 |
| #848 | hobo nickel | 99 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #40 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #162 | toast | 10,000 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |