| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #274 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #593 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 70 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #2036 | badass belt | 26 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #993 | eggnog | 14 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #96 | fez of etymology | 4 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #389 | green beer | 35 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |