| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #670 | Knob Goblin steroids | 5 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #183 | anticheese | 62 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #964 | badass belt | 56 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #18 | bugbear beanie | 1,000 |
| #20 | bugbear bungguard | 1,000 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #427 | porquoise | 18 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #26 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 17 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #56 | stick of dynamite | 103 |