| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca-Cola | 15 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #267 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 12 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #346 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 61 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #5 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 15 |
| #5 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 12 |
| 🥉 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 14 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| 🥉 | deck of tropical cards | 121 |
| #346 | doll house | 15 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #43 | golden twig | 11 |
| #99 | googly eye | 127 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #27 | heart of rock and roll | 22 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #234 | iron pasta spoon | 31 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #301 | kneecapping stick | 51 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #721 | length of string | 15 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #331 | mafia aria | 78 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1181 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #52 | petrified time | 6 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #385 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #167 | support cummerbund | 50 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #137 | toy wheel | 60 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | tropical paperweight | 130 |
| #34 | tropical wrapping paper | 14 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |
| #468 | yo-yo | 67 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |