| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca-Cola | 15 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #231 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #172 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 12 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #346 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 61 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #5 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 15 |
| #5 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 12 |
| 🥉 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 14 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| 🥉 | deck of tropical cards | 121 |
| #345 | doll house | 15 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #43 | golden twig | 11 |
| #96 | googly eye | 127 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #26 | heart of rock and roll | 22 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #234 | iron pasta spoon | 31 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #300 | kneecapping stick | 51 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #720 | length of string | 15 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #331 | mafia aria | 78 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #54 | petrified time | 6 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #384 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #167 | support cummerbund | 50 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #137 | toy wheel | 60 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | tropical paperweight | 130 |
| #34 | tropical wrapping paper | 14 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #683 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |
| #467 | yo-yo | 67 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |