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| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola | 99 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1339 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #149 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #45 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 374 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #156 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,596 |
| #133 | ice-cold six-pack | 129 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #802 | mushroom fermenting solution | 9 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #22 | tequila with training wheels | 104 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |