| #93 | 30669 scroll | 113 |
| #107 | 33398 scroll | 238 |
| #98 | 334 scroll | 79 |
| #20 | 64067 scroll | 58 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1092 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #371 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #186 | bätzle | 6 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #830 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| 🥉 | black velvet box | 1,343 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of tequila | 100 |
| #1094 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #954 | clown hammer | 21 |
| #181 | cream pie | 7 |
| #874 | defective skull | 16 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #921 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #897 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #922 | fake hand | 20 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #50 | heart of rock and roll | 6 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #28 | hot buttered roll | 220 |
| #1006 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #814 | joybuzzer | 31 |
| #784 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 33 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #916 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #922 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #123 | prussian cathouse | 10 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #62 | roll in the hay | 148 |
| #1471 | roll of toilet paper | 16 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #890 | rubber emo roe | 30 |
| #153 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 18 |
| #186 | scroll of drastic healing | 525 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1204 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #22 | spider web | 4,358 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1158 | super-spiky hair gel | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #238 | turtle totem | 242 |
| #1028 | whoopie cushion | 22 |
| #971 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #1046 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #874 | yellow snowcone | 34 |