| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #86 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #114 | Fu Manchu Wax | 2 |
| #117 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #76 | Mansquito's blood | 2 |
| #140 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #6 | Mohobo | 38 |
| #35 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 4 |
| #44 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #145 | Stone Golem pebbles | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #67 | black mana | 2 |
| #89 | blue mana | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #56 | browser cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #156 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #72 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #94 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #174 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #155 | clove-flavored lip balm | 2 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #120 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #111 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #103 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #140 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #193 | enchanted muesli | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #777 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #80 | figurine of an ancient seal | 12 |
| #95 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #246 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #73 | green mana | 2 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #110 | haunted flame | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #52 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #92 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #94 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #104 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #105 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #594 | old sweatpants | 109 |
| #115 | one glove | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #47 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #108 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #109 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #57 | red mana | 4 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #79 | rusty compass | 2 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #21 | rusty old lantern | 2 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #98 | seal-blubber candle | 53 |
| #142 | sewer nuggets | 235 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #92 | silent X | 4 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #113 | smellbook | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #105 | spare neck bolts | 1 |
| #94 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #94 | straw pole | 1 |
| #127 | temporary tribal tattoo | 2 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Toybot | 21 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic mime executive | 14 |
| #22 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 5 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 11 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #58 | tube of pendulum lube | 5 |
| #101 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #127 | vial of swamp vapors | 1 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| #78 | white mana | 1 |
| #70 | x-ray mirror | 1 |