| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #87 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspirationâ„¢ poster | 1 |
| #115 | Fu Manchu Wax | 2 |
| #119 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #76 | Mansquito's blood | 2 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #7 | Mohobo | 38 |
| #34 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 4 |
| #47 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #97 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #145 | Stone Golem pebbles | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #70 | black mana | 2 |
| #91 | blue mana | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #146 | bread man | 4 |
| #57 | browser cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #157 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #96 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #177 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #156 | clove-flavored lip balm | 2 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #122 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #113 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #104 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #140 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #136 | eggwater | 4 |
| #194 | enchanted muesli | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #780 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #81 | figurine of an ancient seal | 12 |
| #98 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #248 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #131 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #74 | green mana | 2 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #112 | haunted flame | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #52 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #96 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #105 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #106 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #598 | old sweatpants | 109 |
| #116 | one glove | 1 |
| #78 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #40 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #132 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #110 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #109 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #57 | red mana | 4 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #79 | rusty compass | 2 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #21 | rusty old lantern | 2 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #97 | seal-blubber candle | 53 |
| #142 | sewer nuggets | 235 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #92 | silent X | 4 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #113 | smellbook | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #105 | spare neck bolts | 1 |
| #95 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #94 | straw pole | 1 |
| #129 | temporary tribal tattoo | 2 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Toybot | 21 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic mime executive | 14 |
| #22 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 5 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 11 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #59 | tube of pendulum lube | 5 |
| #103 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #140 | unholy water | 1 |
| #127 | vial of swamp vapors | 1 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| #80 | white mana | 1 |
| #72 | x-ray mirror | 1 |