| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1418 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1567 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #1330 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #369 | Ent cider | 20 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #4 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #341 | Wand of Nagamar | 16 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2163 | badass belt | 24 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1174 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #5534 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1080 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #503 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #895 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #632 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #1191 | grue egg | 22 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #12 | roll in the hay | 2,200 |
| #950 | shiny ring | 23 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #995 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #430 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 96 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |