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| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
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| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
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| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #218 | ducha de oro | 8 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #280 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 7 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #254 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 898 |
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| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #766 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
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| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #849 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
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| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |