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| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #913 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 50 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #218 | ducha de oro | 8 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #281 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 7 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1556 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #255 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 898 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #765 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #848 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #239 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #230 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #512 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |