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| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
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| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
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| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #218 | ducha de oro | 8 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #280 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 7 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #254 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 898 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #766 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #849 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
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| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |