| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #55 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 64 |
| #249 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #40 | Mae West with a fly in it | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #274 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 419 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #393 | Yummy Tummy bean | 516 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #63 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 76 |
| #257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #134 | dense meat stack | 11,000 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #32 | foie gras | 114 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #693 | grouchy restless spirit | 5 |
| #404 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #166 | kite | 48 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #45 | orange glowstick | 19 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #102 | pink glowstick | 16 |
| #184 | portable corkscrew | 31 |
| #412 | prehistoric spear | 10 |
| #66 | rag doll | 24 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #129 | sock monkey | 20 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #36 | string of blue beads | 164 |
| #37 | string of green beads | 161 |
| #33 | string of red beads | 164 |
| #54 | tangarita with a fly in it | 6 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #52 | tiny bust of Pallas | 3 |
| #104 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 123 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 29 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 114 |
| #109 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 115 |
| #112 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 120 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 33 |
| #117 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 114 |
| #103 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 122 |
| #116 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 109 |
| #114 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 28 |
| #100 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 129 |
| #93 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 136 |
| #99 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 137 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #104 | tiny plastic grue | 123 |
| #100 | tiny plastic hermit | 28 |
| #122 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 121 |
| #97 | tiny plastic killer bee | 132 |
| #103 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 125 |
| #122 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 103 |
| #109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 115 |
| #57 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 44 |
| #99 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 136 |
| #93 | tiny plastic sauceror | 31 |
| #69 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 37 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #118 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 109 |
| #97 | tiny plastic stab bat | 129 |
| #90 | tiny plastic star starfish | 124 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #96 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 31 |
| #364 | toy train | 6 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #245 | yeti fur | 986 |
| #420 | yo-yo | 73 |