| #207 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #46 | Dust bunny | 156 |
| #1050 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #82 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 15 |
| #27 | How to Avoid Scams | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #12 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 30 |
| #89 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 898 |
| #34 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 420 |
| #90 | Mer-kin healscroll | 10 |
| #66 | Mer-kin killscroll | 11 |
| #51 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 2 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #223 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #211 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #345 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 9 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #593 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 4 |
| #524 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #160 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #496 | astral mushroom | 15 |
| #1350 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #115 | black label | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #261 | bottle of goofballs | 88 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1283 | chaos butterfly | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #512 | commemorative war stein | 13 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #1070 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #137 | devilish folio | 9 |
| #325 | drab sonata | 12 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #155 | fortune cookie | 24 |
| #26 | giant moxie weed | 203 |
| #6 | good ash | 200 |
| #330 | green snowcone | 48 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #45 | hemp string | 420 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| #288 | hermit permit | 10 |
| #23 | hippy herbal tea | 420 |
| #267 | horizontal tango | 4 |
| #74 | hunk of granite | 42 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | leaflet | 4 |
| #19 | leather bookmark | 291 |
| #291 | love song of sugary cuteness | 2 |
| #235 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 8 |
| #257 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #225 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 8 |
| #175 | magical pony: Uniquity | 13 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #7 | mime army camouflage kit | 38 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #7 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 5 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #9 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 3 |
| #7 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 2 |
| #7 | mime army rations | 58 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #9 | mime army superserum | 21 |
| #10 | mime army wine | 49 |
| #5 | miming beret | 12 |
| #10 | miming boots | 8 |
| #5 | miming corduroys | 16 |
| #7 | miming gloves | 11 |
| #12 | miming shirt | 7 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #79 | moxie weed | 420 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #218 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #287 | pink pony | 8 |
| #73 | pirate pamphlet | 6 |
| #756 | pretty flower | 59 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #93 | short writ of habeas corpus | 3 |
| #72 | shovelful of dirt | 47 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #52 | silent J | 6 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #118 | solid gold jewel | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #801 | star chart | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 135 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #343 | tiny shaker of salt | 7 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #348 | water pipe bomb | 117 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |