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| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
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| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
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| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
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