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| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
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| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
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| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
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| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
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| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #310 | supportive bra | 5 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
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| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
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| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
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| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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