| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #86 | badger badge | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #286 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #612 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #323 | figurine of a sleek seal | 7 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #377 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #810 | filthy lucre | 41 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #421 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #380 | shredded hellseal hide | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #73 | stuffed astral badger | 337 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #313 | torn hellseal sinew | 14 |
| #289 | turtle pheromones | 11 |