| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #294 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 17 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #192 | astronaut pants | 46 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #277 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #339 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #441 | blood flower | 17 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #148 | brine | 106 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #477 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 19 |
| #735 | candied yams | 12 |
| #1598 | candy cane | 19 |
| #502 | candy stake | 12 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #164 | dill | 197 |
| #277 | doll house | 20 |
| #45 | dollhive | 172 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #235 | felt | 34 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #149 | ghost cucumber | 261 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #791 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #213 | googly eye | 68 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #688 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #150 | laser-broiled pear | 48 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #863 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #261 | nanite-infested eggnog | 17 |
| #360 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #345 | spooky wooden block | 22 |
| #43 | stuffed doppelshifter | 310 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #579 | tofurkey gravy | 15 |
| #567 | tofurkey leg | 15 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #119 | toy jet pack | 67 |
| #141 | toy ray gun | 73 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #141 | toy space helmet | 67 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #176 | toy wheel | 49 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #180 | vinegar | 197 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #355 | yo-yo | 90 |
| #150 | zombie pineal gland | 26 |