| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #681 | Crimbuck | 1,375 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #7 | Good 'n' Slimy | 140 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #395 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #335 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 37 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #7 | basic meat sword | 300 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #1337 | box of sunshine | 142 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #86 | cheap toaster | 19 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #920 | disassembled clover | 19 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #452 | garish pinky ring | 9 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #121 | hobo nickel | 2,590 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #313 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #332 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| 🥇 | tortoise's blessing | 519,852 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |