| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #26 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbo stocking | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #222 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 8 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #5 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #411 | baby killer bee | 24 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #361 | barrrnacle | 44 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #227 | box of sunshine | 1,856 |
| #44 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 116 |
| #570 | brine | 33 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #617 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #678 | dill | 55 |
| #93 | donkey flipbook | 8 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #14 | floaty stone sphere | 3 |
| #15 | foolscap fool's cap | 1,054 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #956 | grue egg | 28 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #603 | mafia aria | 33 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #129 | mauve striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1053 | porquoise | 6 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #24 | squamous polyp | 2 |
| #221 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #262 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #265 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #444 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #31 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 820 |
| #19 | suspicious stocking | 2 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1003 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #492 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
| #28 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #5 | wriggling tentacle | 22 |