| #1077 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #523 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 118 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #387 | astronaut pants | 22 |
| #129 | atomic vector plotter | 39 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 14 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1025 | candied yams | 8 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #257 | computronic processing unit | 14 |
| #642 | desiccated apricot | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #678 | pet rock | 11 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #240 | quantum polarity inducer | 15 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #318 | toy train | 7 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |