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| #160 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 14 |
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| 🥈 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 42,512 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #107 | Divine | 10 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #579 | Spam Witch sammich | 31 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #229 | anniversary balloon | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #292 | blood flower | 34 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #39 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 43 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #431 | box of sunshine | 841 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #245 | casino pass | 13 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #113 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 14 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #213 | daisy | 17 |
| #6 | dance card | 887 |
| #20 | defective skull | 776 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #347 | diamond-studded cane | 16 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #766 | disco ball | 27 |
| #679 | disco mask | 29 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #309 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #226 | ga-ga radio | 13 |
| #160 | half-orchid | 32 |
| #300 | heart-shaped balloon | 31 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #218 | mariachi pants | 107 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #790 | pretty flower | 50 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1204 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #215 | stone frisbee | 11 |
| #230 | strange shiny disc | 21 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #466 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
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| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
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