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| #160 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 14 |
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| 🥈 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 42,512 |
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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #107 | Divine | 10 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #578 | Spam Witch sammich | 31 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #229 | anniversary balloon | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #292 | blood flower | 34 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #39 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 43 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #431 | box of sunshine | 841 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #244 | casino pass | 13 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #112 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 14 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #213 | daisy | 17 |
| #6 | dance card | 887 |
| #18 | defective skull | 776 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #346 | diamond-studded cane | 16 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #762 | disco ball | 27 |
| #676 | disco mask | 29 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #309 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #225 | ga-ga radio | 13 |
| #160 | half-orchid | 32 |
| #300 | heart-shaped balloon | 31 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #218 | mariachi pants | 107 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #785 | pretty flower | 50 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1200 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #215 | stone frisbee | 11 |
| #230 | strange shiny disc | 21 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #467 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
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| #130 | white balloon | 150 |
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