| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #236 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 10 |
| #733 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #455 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1266 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #24 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 39 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #13 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #294 | annoying pitchfork | 10 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | can of V-11 | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1358 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #159 | flaming glowsticks | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #712 | giant pinky ring | 20 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #147 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #175 | mushroom fermenting solution | 42 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #291 | pork elf goodies sack | 25 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #354 | spectral pickle | 38 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |