| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1672 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1292 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1195 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |