| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1106 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |