GreyPenguin
formerly S8p8i8k8e

RankItemQuantity
#198-ball8,888
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#317Cloaca grenade56
#197Cloaca-Cola206
#140Cloaca-Cola c-rations25
#122Cloaca-Cola fatigues19
#104Cloaca-Cola helmet19
#138Cloaca-Cola knapsack23
#138Cloaca-Cola shield16
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#340Doc's Miracle Cure3
#249Dyspepsi grenade56
#160Dyspepsi-Cola502
#120Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations23
#324Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues8
#194Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#214Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack14
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#78Hell ramen110
#500Mob Penguin cellular phone38
#16Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
🥇Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette84
#358Thwaitgold slug statuette12
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#2042ball1
#132bell-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#622blood flower10
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#1016bottle of goofballs25
#3271box of sunshine23
#545can of fake snow1
#2336candy cane9
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1274chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#89delicious noodles65
#1640doll house1
#2363eggnog2
#480empty blowgun3
#1115enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#1829fancy chocolate2
#826fruitcake25
#4737fuzzy dice1
#2189gingerbread bugbear5
#368grue egg69
#217iron pasta spoon36
#1258kite4
#346kneecapping stick42
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#416mafia aria56
#1086marionette1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#363mauve polka-dot oyster egg9
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#34molotov cocktail cocktail337
#364moonglasses1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#83off-white plastic oyster egg36
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#11oyster egg balloon121
#346penguin skin218
#2716pet rock1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#712pretty flower72
#430puce paisley oyster egg6
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#470red paisley oyster egg7
#772red plastic oyster egg6
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1270sandwich of the gods4
#270scroll of pasta summoning56
#7sk8board1,495
#1305stuffed Cheshire bitten38
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1738stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#1272stuffed alien blob5
#1194stuffed angry cow42
#1672stuffed astral badger31
#2090stuffed baby gravy fairy25
#1143stuffed cocoabo42
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#1573stuffed flaming gravy fairy33
#1369stuffed frozen gravy fairy38
#1556stuffed gray blob7
#1493stuffed hand turkey35
#1790stuffed mind flayer29
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#1014stuffed scary death orb49
#1241stuffed sleazy gravy fairy41
#1615stuffed snowy owl31
#1573stuffed spooky gravy fairy33
#1973stuffed spooky mushroom3
#1546stuffed stinky gravy fairy33
#1324stuffed undead elbow macaroni39
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#411support cummerbund16
🥇time sleigh1
#2040tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#524tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3876tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#915tiny plastic Knob Goblin King5
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2795tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1239tiny plastic Protagonist6
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3067tiny plastic The Man1
#2831tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#738tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo5
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#2803tiny plastic drunk goat2
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#2801tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#2818tiny plastic fruit golem2
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6234tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8095tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1217tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#438tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire4
#2165tiny plastic goth giant3
#8060tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#3972tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3903tiny plastic killer bee4
#2825tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#6187tiny plastic levitating potato2
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#6162tiny plastic mosquito2
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#1465tiny plastic scary clown5
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#2818tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3369tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#2842tiny plastic star starfish6
#1918tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#2765tiny plastic taco cat2
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2790tiny plastic zmobie2
#653top7
#1190toy soldier1
#478tree skirt1
#544yellow paisley oyster egg5
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#329yeti fur547
#1261yo-yo11
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 14,267 items total!

what items are this player missing?