| #19 | 8-ball | 8,888 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #315 | Cloaca grenade | 56 |
| #195 | Cloaca-Cola | 206 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 25 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 19 |
| #102 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 23 |
| #136 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 16 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #249 | Dyspepsi grenade | 56 |
| #159 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 502 |
| #120 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 23 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #191 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #78 | Hell ramen | 110 |
| #500 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 38 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 84 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #128 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1011 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #89 | delicious noodles | 65 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #825 | fruitcake | 25 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #363 | grue egg | 69 |
| #217 | iron pasta spoon | 36 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #345 | kneecapping stick | 42 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #417 | mafia aria | 56 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #34 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 337 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 36 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | oyster egg balloon | 121 |
| #345 | penguin skin | 218 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #709 | pretty flower | 72 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #270 | scroll of pasta summoning | 56 |
| #7 | sk8board | 1,495 |
| #1298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #1190 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1139 | stuffed cocoabo | 42 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #1568 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1362 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #1786 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1013 | stuffed scary death orb | 49 |
| #1242 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1610 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1572 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1544 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #411 | support cummerbund | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #542 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | yeti fur | 547 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |