| #19 | 8-ball | 8,888 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #316 | Cloaca grenade | 56 |
| #196 | Cloaca-Cola | 206 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 25 |
| #122 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 19 |
| #103 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #138 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 23 |
| #137 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 16 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #249 | Dyspepsi grenade | 56 |
| #161 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 502 |
| #120 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 23 |
| #323 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #193 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #213 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #78 | Hell ramen | 110 |
| #500 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 38 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 84 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #129 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1015 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #3270 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #89 | delicious noodles | 65 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #825 | fruitcake | 25 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #369 | grue egg | 69 |
| #217 | iron pasta spoon | 36 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #346 | kneecapping stick | 42 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #417 | mafia aria | 56 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #34 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 337 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 36 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | oyster egg balloon | 121 |
| #346 | penguin skin | 218 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #712 | pretty flower | 72 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #270 | scroll of pasta summoning | 56 |
| #7 | sk8board | 1,495 |
| #1305 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1741 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #1195 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #1675 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2085 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1144 | stuffed cocoabo | 42 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #1571 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1368 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #1495 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #1792 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1016 | stuffed scary death orb | 49 |
| #1243 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1615 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1574 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1548 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1326 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #411 | support cummerbund | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #652 | top | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #544 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | yeti fur | 547 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |