| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #16 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #5 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10,415 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #10 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #59 | blood flower | 248 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of goofballs | 348 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #4 | calm attention-deficit demon | 2 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #363 | clown hammer | 82 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #4 | doppelshifter egg | 3 |
| #80 | empty blowgun | 33 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #4 | forest tears | 2,398 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #8 | iceberglet | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #61 | loaded serum blowgun | 48 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #45 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 56 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #9 | miniscule temporal rip | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #9 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | smoldering box | 4 |
| #5 | sock monkey | 843 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #311 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #286 | stuffed zmobie | 4 |
| #14 | sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| 🥉 | targeting chip | 999 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #6 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 2 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |