| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #844 | Cloaca-Cola | 23 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #1000 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1037 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 37 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #779 | abominable snowcone | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #895 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #297 | blood flower | 33 |
| #342 | blue snowcone | 41 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #306 | green candy heart | 79 |
| #365 | green snowcone | 32 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #310 | lavender candy heart | 80 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #365 | orange candy heart | 87 |
| #385 | orange snowcone | 37 |
| #71 | oriole-feather headdress | 17 |
| #150 | party hat | 25 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #305 | pink candy heart | 94 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #371 | purple snowcone | 44 |
| #344 | red snowcone | 42 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3753 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #56 | stuffed ninja snowman | 150 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #1920 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4139 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 80 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #137 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 22 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 72 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #180 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 76 |
| #182 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 76 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 24 |
| #181 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 78 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 82 |
| #145 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 90 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #114 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 28 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #159 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 83 |
| #168 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 80 |
| #176 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 81 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic grue | 90 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #137 | tiny plastic hermit | 22 |
| #171 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 83 |
| #231 | tiny plastic killer bee | 62 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 88 |
| #156 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 87 |
| #164 | tiny plastic mosquito | 81 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #133 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 24 |
| #191 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 75 |
| #209 | tiny plastic sauceror | 17 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #156 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 21 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 92 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #169 | tiny plastic stab bat | 82 |
| #146 | tiny plastic star starfish | 87 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #189 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 19 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #337 | white candy heart | 82 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #403 | yellow candy heart | 90 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |