Ridiculous

RankItemQuantity
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#12ridiculously huge sword4,655
#59ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon46
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#76stuffed yeti2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#218tiny plastic Bugbear Captain5
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1341tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1727tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#685tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer3
#1428tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#1362tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#674tiny plastic black ops bugbear6
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#2218tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#540tiny plastic bugaboo8
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#364tiny plastic cavebugbear12
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#914tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus8
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1344tiny plastic moneybee1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#1474tiny plastic zmobie5

Wow, that's 4,901 items total!

what items are this player missing?