| #206 | Angry Farmer candy | 768 |
| #53 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 37 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #983 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #16 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 667 |
| #305 | Cloaca-Cola | 127 |
| #610 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1373 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #15 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 667 |
| #19 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5,841 |
| #21 | Goodfella contract | 1,585 |
| #170 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 67 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #146 | Monstar energy beverage | 80 |
| #16 | Mountain Stream soda | 10,363 |
| #153 | Nardz energy beverage | 5 |
| #15 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 666 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #160 | alien drugs | 12 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #536 | baggie of powdered sugar | 27 |
| #243 | black candy heart | 49 |
| #487 | bottle of goofballs | 53 |
| #1882 | box of sunshine | 77 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #259 | can of Red Minotaur | 17 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #250 | fat stacks of cash | 50 |
| #146 | future drug: Coolscaline | 6 |
| #155 | future drug: Muscularactum | 5 |
| #173 | future drug: Smartinex | 3 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #107 | kneecapping stick | 155 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #20 | pill cup | 2,587 |
| #36 | pixellated candy heart | 678 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #195 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 53 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 420 |
| #47 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 15 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |