| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #253 | Crimboween memo | 34 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #551 | Mad Train wine | 148 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #141 | blue striped oyster egg | 26 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bum cheek | 54 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1189 | candy cane | 28 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #443 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #355 | dirty hobo gloves | 64 |
| #932 | disassembled clover | 18 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #364 | eggnog | 47 |
| #1012 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #623 | gingerbread bugbear | 38 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #387 | moxie weed | 48 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #335 | spider web | 147 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #695 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |