| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #341 | felt | 24 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #803 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |