Balmung 09

RankItemQuantity
#4711337 7r0uZ0RZ12
#62133398 scroll14
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1782Angry Farmer candy4
#361Brimstone Chicken Sandwich20
#1238Cold Hots candy1
#724Double Bacon Beelzeburger4
#396Dramatic™ range2
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#673Gnollish pie tin1
#154Hell broth1
#614Hell ramen1
#1194Imp Ale33
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#724Jolly Roger charrrm2
#1017Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1008Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#425Knob mushroom11
#400Knob sausage7
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#628Lord of the Flies-sized fries7
#202Meat detector3
#913Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub6
#850Mohawk wig2
#2547Mr. Mediocrebar2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#803Penultimate Fantasy chest2
#781Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2659Rock Pops1
#1088Senior Mints2
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1028Spam Witch sammich2
#1104Tasty Fun Good rice candy18
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#860Warm Subject gift certificate7
#285White Citadel burger6
#230White Citadel fries7
#1548Wint-O-Fresh mint3
#2956Yummy Tummy bean1
#565a little sump'm sump'm2
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#854arrrgyle socks1
#1462awful poetry journal7
#7431badass belt1
#472beer lens3
#787beertini1
#1035bloody beer1
#622bloody mary1
#488bone rattle2
#1331bottle of gin1
#1150bottle of rum8
#1261bottle of vodka1
#1506bottle of whiskey1
#1055box1
#1191boxed wine2
#248brainy skull1
#1107broken skull2
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#904candied kobold2
#3618candy cane3
#640carob chunk noodles1
#674cast10
#1387chaos butterfly8
#1062chef's hat1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#409chocolate spurs1
#765chorizo taco1
#985chrome ore1
#892cocoa egg4
#963cocoa eggshell fragment8
#1280coconut shell1
#849cornuthaum1
#1242cranberries1
#1293dead guy's watch1
#755diamond-studded cane3
#1622dill1
#1483disturbing fanfic6
#450draggin' ball hat11
#1979drywall axe1
#1069dwarf bread2
#896eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#443enchanted barbell2
#578evil golden arch8
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#907eyepatch2
#508f3d0r49
#1000filthy corduroys1
#774filthy knitted dread sack2
#517flaming crutch8
#553flaming talons7
#275flower petal pie1
#3426fruitcake1
#1254furry fur4
#605fuzzbump1
#1921ghost cucumber1
#882ghuol ears2
#1920giant discarded plastic fork2
#1118giant needle2
#798glass of goat's milk2
#953glowing red eye2
#747gnatwing1
#583goat cheese pizza6
#829grapes1
#419green balloon5
#1910green beer1
#548grog1
#992heavy D5
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#433horizontal tango1
#540hot katana blade13
#844hot wing17
#1177ice-cold Sir Schlitz16
#325infernal insoles9
#682irate sombrero1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#911ketchup hound1
#183ladle of mystery1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#495leather mask6
#521leotarrrd2
#1007lihc eye1
#1048lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum2
#521linoleum sword1
#1296little paper umbrella1
#930long skinny balloon1
#1277loose teeth3
#484lowercase N14
#208meat paste813
#973meat stack2
#499meat vortex50
#210meatsmithing guide1
#1203metallic A1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#355monkey wrench3
#471ninja hot pants5
#262nothing-in-the-box1
#725olive2
#970original G5
#1028oyster basket3
#538papaya taco1
#827patchouli incense stick2
#847penguin skin13
#147penguin skin buckler1
#473perpendicular hula1
#1100phonics down2
#1050photoprotoneutron torpedo2
#685pickle-flavored chewing gum7
#622piece of wedding cake6
#877pile of candy3
#727pirate pelvis1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#428plain pizza1
#448poultrygeist1
#623pretty bouquet1
#911probability potion7
#1189procrastination potion1
#103rainbow tie1
#366rat appendix kabob2
#327ratini1
#1122ridiculously huge sword1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#1136ring of half-assed regeneration1
#349rockin' wagon2
#406roll in the hay2
#374rubber axe2
#422ruby W24
#646rum and cola1
#318rusty metal ring1
#520safarrri hat2
#388salty dog18
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#407sausage pizza1
#1096scroll of drastic healing5
#1114scrumptious reagent1
#238secret blend of herbs and spices5
#842skeleton bone17
#576skeleton key6
#438skeleton key ring1
#705skewer2
#327slap and tickle5
#921smart skull2
#475snorkel1
#802snowboarder pants1
#1140soft green echo eyedrop antidote8
#138special sauce glove1
#569spices22
#156spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#1064spring1
#1824stolen accordion1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#782sunken chest8
#686swashbuckling pants3
#178sword hilt1
#673t8r tots3
#591taco shell6
#959tamarind-flavored chewing gum3
#729tambourine bells1
#210tequila sunrise7
#1271thin black candle10
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#4885tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#4596tiny plastic hermit1
#6146tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#4897tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#4863tiny plastic stab bat3
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2536toast27
#749tomato14
#1625turtle totem2
#728urinal cake1
#1642vinegar1
#640vodka and cranberry1
#141volleyball1
#895vorpal blade1
#862wad of dough9
#648whiskey and cola1
#846white chocolate chips2
#854white sword1
#286worthless gewgaw19
#645worthless knick-knack5
#346worthless trinket10
#708wussiness potion7
#973yeti fur31

Wow, that's 1,774 items total!

what items are this player missing?