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| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 3 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1060 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #684 | anticheese | 4 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1800 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #953 | coconut shell | 6 |
| #1532 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1262 | disco mask | 5 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1114 | heavy D | 2 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #709 | linoleum ore | 3 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1004 | metallic A | 4 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1223 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1217 | plot hole | 2 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1404 | saucepan | 4 |
| #1672 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2704 | toast | 15 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #544 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |