| #109 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 109 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #107 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 116 |
| #126 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 98 |
| #104 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 109 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #294 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 17 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #227 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 20 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #146 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 20 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #237 | irradiated candy cane | 15 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #166 | oozenog | 16 |
| #79 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 102 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1389 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #2485 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2153 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2251 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2166 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2187 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #2270 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2693 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #709 | tiny plastic angry goat | 24 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #939 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 19 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #730 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #698 | tiny plastic killer bee | 24 |
| #1152 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
| #732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #679 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #958 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #589 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #812 | tiny plastic stab bat | 22 |
| #663 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #257 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #1082 | unstable DNA | 34 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |