| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2352 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #555 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #331 | Imp Ale | 607 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2859 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #683 | cog | 19 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #820 | disco ball | 23 |
| #878 | disco mask | 16 |
| #870 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #467 | enormous belt buckle | 4 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #789 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1258 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #524 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 172 |
| #475 | ice-cold Willer | 85 |
| #383 | ice-cold six-pack | 24 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #258 | leather chaps | 11 |
| #648 | leather mask | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #761 | pasta spoon | 17 |
| #665 | penguin skin | 37 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #838 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #711 | saucepan | 42 |
| #519 | seal tooth | 18 |
| #675 | seal-clubbing club | 32 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #310 | spork | 5 |
| #571 | spring | 25 |
| #606 | sprocket | 22 |
| #845 | stolen accordion | 24 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #3346 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4496 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #881 | turtle totem | 24 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #727 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #541 | white snake skin | 12 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #957 | yeti fur | 33 |