| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1448 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #555 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #331 | Imp Ale | 607 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4409 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2859 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #683 | cog | 19 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #819 | disco ball | 23 |
| #876 | disco mask | 16 |
| #870 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #467 | enormous belt buckle | 4 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #788 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1647 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1256 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #524 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 172 |
| #475 | ice-cold Willer | 85 |
| #383 | ice-cold six-pack | 24 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #258 | leather chaps | 11 |
| #647 | leather mask | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #759 | pasta spoon | 17 |
| #665 | penguin skin | 37 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #836 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #710 | saucepan | 42 |
| #519 | seal tooth | 18 |
| #674 | seal-clubbing club | 32 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #310 | spork | 5 |
| #571 | spring | 25 |
| #606 | sprocket | 22 |
| #844 | stolen accordion | 24 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #3346 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #880 | turtle totem | 24 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #726 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #541 | white snake skin | 12 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #957 | yeti fur | 33 |