| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1958 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #556 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #1301 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #328 | Imp Ale | 607 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #685 | cog | 19 |
| #625 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #557 | cool whip | 3 |
| #815 | disco ball | 23 |
| #872 | disco mask | 16 |
| #869 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #465 | enormous belt buckle | 4 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #788 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1119 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1252 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #523 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 172 |
| #476 | ice-cold Willer | 85 |
| #380 | ice-cold six-pack | 24 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #256 | leather chaps | 11 |
| #646 | leather mask | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #977 | pail | 7 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #756 | pasta spoon | 17 |
| #664 | penguin skin | 37 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #833 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #709 | saucepan | 42 |
| #517 | seal tooth | 18 |
| #671 | seal-clubbing club | 32 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #395 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #243 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #311 | spork | 5 |
| #573 | spring | 25 |
| #608 | sprocket | 22 |
| #841 | stolen accordion | 24 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #877 | turtle totem | 24 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #726 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #537 | white balloon | 3 |
| #541 | white snake skin | 12 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #955 | yeti fur | 33 |