| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #152 | Beach Buck | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #589 | FDKOL commendation | 86 |
| #70 | Freddy Kruegerand | 214 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #507 | bejeweled cufflinks | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #322 | fancy opera glasses | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #711 | hobo nickel | 193 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #527 | pink clay bead | 16 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #537 | red class ring | 13 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #734 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 60 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #795 | stuffed Meat | 59 |
| #1624 | stuffed angry cow | 31 |
| #1409 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #249 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 31 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #242 | stuffed martini | 39 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #851 | stuffed mink | 55 |
| #643 | stuffed monocle | 74 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #713 | stuffed teddy butler | 67 |
| #882 | stuffed tin of caviar | 53 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #625 | white class ring | 8 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |