omg_thats_so_funny

RankItemQuantity
#29Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1,000
#550Cold Hots candy8
🥇Crimbo sword11
#3597Crown of the Goblin King2
#26Double Bacon Beelzeburger1,000
#20Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1,000
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#22Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1,000
#12Kentucky-style derby1,000
#28Knob sausage1,000
#27Lord of the Flies-sized fries1,000
#157Lucky Surprise Egg50
#948Mr. Mediocrebar50
#77Penultimate Fantasy chest660
#1295Rock Pops30
#1087Senior Mints2
#96Tasty Fun Good rice candy1,000
#8Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix367
#931Valentine15
#1282Wint-O-Fresh mint5
#187Yummy Tummy bean1,158
#89amulet of extreme plot significance220
#409anniversary balloon2
#24anti-anti-antidote1,000
#75apathetic lizardman doll2
#1715baconstone3
#38bat guano1,000
#61batgut1,000
#73beer goggles10
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#19black velvet box125
#19blood flower1,000
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#82bow5
#18bow staff3
#38bowlegged pants2
#43bowler2
#293box of sunshine1,406
#18bugbear beanie1,000
#20bugbear bungguard1,000
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#375candy cane100
#15casino pass1,000
#1336chaos butterfly10
#85cheap plastic bottle opener55
#49chewing gum on a string1,000
#89cocoa eggshell fragment1,000
#43cog1,000
#32cool whip1,000
#648daisy2
#380dill102
#364disco ball107
#120disco mask542
#448disease19
#171dry noodles1,000
#12evil golden arches1,000
#145exotic orchid1
#23f3d0r41,000
#38fancy chocolate40
#24fermenting powder1,000
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#28flat dough1,000
#2871fruitcake2
#599ghost cucumber76
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#2476gingerbread bugbear4
#30glowing red eye1,000
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#882green balloon1
#86green beer181
#53hair spray1,000
#953hamethyst8
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#119helmet turtle1,000
#22hemp string853
#57hot katana blade581
#235ice-cold Sir Schlitz1,000
#49ice-cold Willer2,000
#552lavender paisley oyster egg6
#556lavender plastic oyster egg7
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#644magical ice cubes25
#63magical mystery juice1,000
#412mauve paisley oyster egg7
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#470mauve striped oyster egg9
#62meat vortex1,000
#78metallic A1,000
#690mugcake1
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#193off-white polka-dot oyster egg15
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
#30orange traffic cone1
#86oyster basket100
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#110phonics down1,000
#17photoprotoneutron torpedo2,500
#174pixellated candy heart100
#1052porquoise6
#478potted cactus3
#489potted fern1
#623pretty bouquet1
#637pretty flower100
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#394radio button candy2
#26ratgut1,000
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1841red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#335red striped oyster egg9
#92salty dog1,000
#85saucepan1,000
#103scroll of drastic healing1,000
#1105scroll of pasta summoning4
#19seal-clubbing club16,028
#422severed rocking horse head1
#93skeleton bone1,000
#30snorkel1,000
#22soda water1,000
#167soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,000
#112spices488
#379spooky eyeliner6
#398spooky lipstick6
#29spray paint1,000
#45spring1,000
#41sprocket1,000
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#44strawberry1,000
#221string of blue beads45
#274string of green beads40
#255string of red beads40
#24studded leather boxer shorts1,000
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#37stuffed dodecapede1,000
#951stuffed ghuol whelp1
#424stuffed zmobie2
#124super-spiky hair gel1,000
#29sweet ninja sword1,000
#229tiny house1,000
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1388tiny plastic Cheshire bat13
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1853tiny plastic angry goat10
#1304tiny plastic baby gravy fairy14
#2029tiny plastic barrrnacle9
#1276tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#1642tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#1635tiny plastic cocoabo11
#985tiny plastic coffee pixie18
#1822tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1405tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#2248tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick8
#1125tiny plastic ghuol whelp16
#1134tiny plastic grue16
#1057tiny plastic hermit5
#962tiny plastic howling balloon monkey19
#1617tiny plastic killer bee11
#1640tiny plastic leprechaun11
#939tiny plastic levitating potato19
#1045tiny plastic mosquito17
#1344tiny plastic pastamancer4
#1182tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime15
#1812tiny plastic sauceror3
#2608tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1000tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton18
#893tiny plastic stab bat20
#1270tiny plastic star starfish14
#1916tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#1829tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#34tires1,000
#592toast1,481
#86tomato1,000
#392tulip1
#511urinal cake2
#173vinegar200
#14wad of tofu739
#903white balloon1
#37windchimes482
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#621yellow plastic oyster egg10
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#317yellow striped oyster egg8
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 82,684 items total!

what items are this player missing?