| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #13 | Comma Chameleon egg | 4 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #8 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #13 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 4 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #364 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 56 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #143 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 30 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #143 | Valentine | 316 |
| #85 | Valentine's Day cake | 6 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #5 | Wand of Nagamar | 6,460 |
| #238 | alphabet gum | 7 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #7 | asparagus knife | 8,545 |
| #18 | astral badger | 3 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #26 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #222 | bazookafish bubble gum | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #189 | black snowcone | 20 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #9 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 6 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #359 | broken cellular phone | 8 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #109 | chewing gum on a string | 213 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #124 | dill | 250 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #12 | dollhive | 350 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| 🥈 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 15,451 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #406 | flaming mushroom | 6 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #360 | ghost cucumber | 121 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | homeless hobo spirit | 6 |
| #49 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12,626 |
| 🥈 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 45,400 |
| #708 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| 🥉 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 51,289 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #98 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 6 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #43 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| 🥇 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 63,340 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #1205 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #467 | stinky mushroom | 4 |
| #138 | support cummerbund | 65 |
| 🥇 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 82,496 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #44 | tropical wrapping paper | 11 |
| #235 | vinegar | 157 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #8 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 5 |