| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #13 | Comma Chameleon egg | 4 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #8 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #13 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 4 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #364 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 56 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #143 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 30 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #143 | Valentine | 316 |
| #85 | Valentine's Day cake | 6 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #5 | Wand of Nagamar | 6,460 |
| #240 | alphabet gum | 7 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #7 | asparagus knife | 8,545 |
| #17 | astral badger | 3 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #25 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #223 | bazookafish bubble gum | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #189 | black snowcone | 20 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #9 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 6 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #359 | broken cellular phone | 8 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #108 | chewing gum on a string | 213 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #124 | dill | 250 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #12 | dollhive | 350 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| 🥈 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 15,451 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #408 | flaming mushroom | 6 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #360 | ghost cucumber | 121 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | homeless hobo spirit | 6 |
| #49 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12,626 |
| 🥈 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 45,400 |
| #709 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| 🥉 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 51,289 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1075 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #98 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 6 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #43 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| 🥇 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 63,340 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #467 | stinky mushroom | 4 |
| #138 | support cummerbund | 65 |
| 🥇 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 82,496 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #119 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #44 | tropical wrapping paper | 11 |
| #235 | vinegar | 157 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #8 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 5 |