| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #415 | Feynman gate | 25 |
| #634 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 11 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #481 | capacitor relay | 22 |
| #895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #353 | computronic processing unit | 10 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #546 | fire | 10 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #472 | ion grid | 25 |
| #357 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #288 | logic synthesizer | 42 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #412 | prehistoric spear | 10 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #331 | recursive spline reticulator | 10 |
| #201 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 20 |
| #258 | [2108]rock | 15 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #280 | stick | 10 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #236 | sub-molecular interocitor | 15 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #400 | tooth | 10 |
| #577 | toothsome rock | 17 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #725 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #760 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #386 | wheel | 10 |
| #311 | yo | 31 |