Etsuko

RankItemQuantity
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#69Cloaca grenade212
#67Cloaca-Cola shield36
#124Dyspepsi grenade103
#23Dyspepsi-Cola shield96
#92Earring of Fire1
#1869Imp Ale1
#1760Mad Train wine1
#162Meleegra™ pills69
#486Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub69
#66Pendant of Fire1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#239Trollhouse cookies196
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#460Valentine61
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#707a little sump'm sump'm1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#5941badass belt3
#223bat-shaped Crimboween cookie7
#267bean burrito1
#787beertini1
#416begpwnia1
#1063bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#74bishop cookie1
#2865blob-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#1035bloody beer1
#622bloody mary1
#241boilermaker1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#399bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#699bottle of alcohol1
#1331bottle of gin1
#680bottle of popskull1
#1586bottle of rum1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1218bottle of tequila2
#1261bottle of vodka1
#1506bottle of whiskey1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#7453box of sunshine1
#1335boxed wine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#464bungle in the jungle1
#535calle de miel1
#546can of fake snow1
#95carob chunk cookies41
#850chaos butterfly69
#664cherry1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1752circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#475coconut shell69
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1823corpse on the beach1
#617depantsing bomb1
#670disembodied brain2
#292disembodied smile1
#395double daisy1
#266dry martini1
#213dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#818dusty bottle of Marsala4
#775dusty bottle of Merlot6
#865dusty bottle of Muscat3
#931dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#2347easter egg balloon8
#870empty blowgun1
#604enchanted bean1
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#969fancy chocolate3
#303fez of etymology1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#274fortune cookie7
#605fuzzbump1
#1240fuzzy dice5
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#642giant moxie weed1
#2002gingerbread bugbear6
#1745gingerbread horror4
#608gingerbread house1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#12gnauga hide whip69
#1910green beer1
#2479grue egg8
#400half-orchid1
#2399hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#211handful of drink tickets1
#967hill of beans1
#433horizontal tango1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#542little paper umbrella69
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#324love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#465magical ice cubes69
#61mariachi G-string69
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#503monkey wrench1
#964moxie weed1
#528ocean motion1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#258old-fashioned1
#528papaya sling1
#619papaya slung1
#17penguin whip69
#473perpendicular hula1
#495petrified time1
#395photoprotoneutron torpedo69
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#1614pork elf goodies sack1
#272porquoise bracelet1
#294porquoise necklace1
#324pr0n legs69
#623pretty bouquet1
#2037pretty flower1
#514redrum1
#213ridiculously huge sword69
#455rockin' wagon1
#495roll in the hay1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#646rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#589screwdriver1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#593skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#547slap and tickle1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#522soda water1
#83solid baconstone earring1
#78solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#354spices69
#180spicy bean burrito1
#156spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1368spooky cosmetics bag1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1856spooky felt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1891spooky length of string1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#207spooky scarecrow1
#1156spooky shrunken head1
#1220spooky stick1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#699strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#592supportive bra1
#340tequila sunrise2
#245tequila with training wheels3
#421tin magnolia1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3346tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#3937tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3305tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3316tiny plastic cocoabo5
#2184tiny plastic coffee pixie8
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#1096tiny plastic disco bandit5
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#2878tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#845tiny plastic hermit6
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#1819tiny plastic levitating potato10
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2828tiny plastic mosquito6
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#1797tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2037tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime9
#2642tiny plastic sauceror2
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3366tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#2846tiny plastic stab bat6
#2023tiny plastic star starfish9
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#478tree skirt1
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#456upsy daisy1
#466vodka martini1
#648whiskey and cola1
#631whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#100white candy heart500
#276white candygram1
#60white chocolate chip cookies144
#1104white lightning1
#415wine spritzer1
#327wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,760 items total!

what items are this player missing?