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| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
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| #61 | mariachi G-string | 69 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
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| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
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| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #513 | redrum | 1 |
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| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
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| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
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| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
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| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
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| #242 | tequila with training wheels | 3 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
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| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
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| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
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| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
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