| #426 | Amulet of Yendor | 51 |
| #299 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 8 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #781 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #304 | Now and Earlier | 11 |
| #820 | Rock Pops | 61 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1377 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #616 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 16 |
| #1070 | Yummy Tummy bean | 147 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #583 | bag of airline peanuts | 50 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #437 | big red clown nose | 12 |
| #510 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #211 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 8 |
| #876 | brick | 37 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #385 | candied kobold | 8 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #499 | clown hammer | 56 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #470 | cymbal syrup | 9 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #429 | defective skull | 53 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #331 | encoder ring | 55 |
| #503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 57 |
| #614 | fake fake vomit | 51 |
| #1000 | fake hand | 16 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #459 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #523 | jazz soap | 56 |
| #493 | joybuzzer | 62 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #795 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #506 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 59 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #439 | mood ring | 13 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #315 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 14 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #456 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 56 |
| #658 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 44 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #529 | rubber emo roe | 60 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1097 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #206 | sugar-coated pine cone | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #97 | toothbrush | 20 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1327 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #510 | whoopie cushion | 64 |
| #752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #349 | x-ray specs | 65 |
| #501 | yellow snowcone | 67 |