| #426 | Amulet of Yendor | 51 |
| #299 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 8 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #782 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #304 | Now and Earlier | 11 |
| #819 | Rock Pops | 61 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1378 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #616 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 16 |
| #1069 | Yummy Tummy bean | 147 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #583 | bag of airline peanuts | 50 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #438 | big red clown nose | 12 |
| #511 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #211 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 8 |
| #875 | brick | 37 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #385 | candied kobold | 8 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #498 | clown hammer | 56 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #470 | cymbal syrup | 9 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #429 | defective skull | 53 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #331 | encoder ring | 55 |
| #502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 57 |
| #613 | fake fake vomit | 51 |
| #999 | fake hand | 16 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5334 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #459 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #522 | jazz soap | 56 |
| #492 | joybuzzer | 62 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #796 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 59 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #439 | mood ring | 13 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #315 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 14 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #456 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 56 |
| #658 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 44 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #528 | rubber emo roe | 60 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #4494 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3579 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3663 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1097 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #3609 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #206 | sugar-coated pine cone | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #97 | toothbrush | 20 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1328 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #509 | whoopie cushion | 64 |
| #751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #349 | x-ray specs | 65 |
| #500 | yellow snowcone | 67 |