| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1328 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #675 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #693 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 12 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #644 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #485 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 23 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #131 | anticheese | 101 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #673 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #235 | blood of the Wereseal | 2 |
| #409 | blue paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1145 | chaos butterfly | 22 |
| #170 | cheap wind-up clock | 4 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #232 | cocoa egg | 60 |
| #313 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #64 | enchanted brass knuckles | 3 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #90 | eyedrops of newt | 7 |
| #646 | felt | 14 |
| #509 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #148 | furry pants | 5 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #313 | gnauga hide | 16 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #184 | halfberd | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #467 | ketchup hound | 7 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #316 | linoleum ore | 16 |
| #266 | linoleum sword | 3 |
| #737 | little paper umbrella | 21 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #346 | phonics down | 207 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #86 | puce striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #424 | red pixel potion | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1042 | scroll of drastic healing | 8 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #286 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 4 |
| #296 | small leather glove | 3 |
| #41 | smile-sharpening stone | 15 |
| #396 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 307 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #737 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #657 | wolf mask | 12 |
| #320 | wooden block | 10 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |