| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #680 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #693 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 12 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #645 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #370 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #486 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 23 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #131 | anticheese | 101 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #236 | blood of the Wereseal | 2 |
| #410 | blue paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #502 | broken sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1147 | chaos butterfly | 22 |
| #171 | cheap wind-up clock | 4 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #233 | cocoa egg | 60 |
| #315 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1577 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #64 | enchanted brass knuckles | 3 |
| #386 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #91 | eyedrops of newt | 7 |
| #649 | felt | 14 |
| #510 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #150 | furry pants | 5 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #313 | gnauga hide | 16 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #184 | halfberd | 3 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #468 | ketchup hound | 7 |
| #774 | length of string | 14 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #318 | linoleum ore | 16 |
| #266 | linoleum sword | 3 |
| #747 | little paper umbrella | 21 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #346 | phonics down | 207 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #86 | puce striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #427 | red pixel potion | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1041 | scroll of drastic healing | 8 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #286 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 4 |
| #296 | small leather glove | 3 |
| #41 | smile-sharpening stone | 15 |
| #395 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 307 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #330 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #438 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #739 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #657 | wolf mask | 12 |
| #320 | wooden block | 10 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |