| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #348 | black plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #157 | bloody beer | 200 |
| #542 | bottle of gin | 25 |
| #803 | bottle of rum | 25 |
| #596 | bottle of tequila | 25 |
| #509 | bottle of vodka | 25 |
| #714 | bottle of whiskey | 25 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #549 | boxed wine | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #25 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 37,496 |
| #562 | ice-cold fotie | 25 |
| #22 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,517 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #285 | monkey wrench | 5 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #100 | penguin skin | 2,118 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #327 | slap and tickle | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2125 | unstable DNA | 3 |