| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #569 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #221 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 36 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #620 | box of sunshine | 517 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #2071 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #282 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #982 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #665 | grue egg | 40 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #12 | horizontal tango | 300 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #78 | magical ice cubes | 1,074 |
| #111 | magical mystery juice | 398 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #831 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #611 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #569 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1048 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1404 | useless powder | 11 |
| #1035 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #389 | worthless gewgaw | 11 |
| #403 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |