| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #692 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #608 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #223 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 36 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #616 | box of sunshine | 517 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #284 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #661 | grue egg | 40 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #12 | horizontal tango | 300 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #78 | magical ice cubes | 1,074 |
| #112 | magical mystery juice | 398 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #832 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1406 | useless powder | 11 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #383 | worthless gewgaw | 11 |
| #399 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |