Webbi McDuck

RankItemQuantity
#7591337 7r0uZ0RZ4
#92533398 scroll4
#500334 scroll8
#13364067 scroll4
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#924Boris's ring1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#645Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#416Gnollish toolbox7
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#899Jumbo Dr. Lucifer2
#1096Knob Goblin firecracker2
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#913Knob Goblin pants2
#914Knob Goblin scimitar2
#758Knob Goblin tongs5
#784Lord of the Flies-sized fries3
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#782Mohawk wig3
#591Orcish baseball cap3
#483Orcish cargo shorts4
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#308Orcish meat locker1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#628Pine-Fresh air freshener2
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#557anticheese6
#998asbestos ore2
#643asshat1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#1029balloon monkey1
#940bat guano1
#474batblade4
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#701black pixel11
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#591bloody beer9
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#866blue pixel21
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#902bugbear beanie2
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#551bum cheek14
#310can of maces3
#1030cast1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#664cherry1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#985chrome ore1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#551cog35
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#864cool whip1
#706crowbarrr1
#628decorative fountain3
#851diamond-studded cane2
#547dirty hobo gloves21
#191disbelief suspenders6
#1849disco ball1
#654draggin' ball hat4
#572dried face3
#1979drywall axe1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#671eXtreme scarf2
#5138easter egg balloon1
#469empty meat tank4
#420evil golden arch16
#1086eyepatch1
#723f3d0r43
#412fermenting powder1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#626flaming crutch5
#711flaming talons3
#193flat dough24
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#777ghuol ears4
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#791glowing red eye5
#788gnoll teeth1
#870green pixel13
#4476grue egg2
#2400hamethyst1
#1595helmet turtle3
#797hemp string2
#350herbs59
#605hermit permit1
#724hot katana blade6
#845ice-cold Sir Schlitz51
#615icy katana hilt1
#739infernal insoles1
#683irate sombrero1
#908ketchup hound1
#499kickback cookbook1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#452leather chaps4
#648leather mask3
#1007lihc eye1
#750lihc face2
#287linoleum staff2
#995loose teeth12
#377los chinos1
#710lowercase N4
#280maple syrup18
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#468mauve plastic oyster egg8
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#549meat from yesterday2
#759meat vortex12
#1046metallic A3
#610miner's helmet2
#508miner's pants3
#568necklace chain1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1028oyster basket3
#1761pail1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#914patchouli incense stick1
#875photoprotoneutron torpedo6
#726pirate pelvis1
#812potted cactus1
#2037pretty flower1
#238prosthetic forehead7
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#263purple pixel pie2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#491red pixel13
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1003ruby W1
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#319rusty metal ring1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#1231saucepan8
#1095scroll of drastic healing5
#2313shiny ring3
#1119skeleton bone7
#356skewer19
#803snowboarder pants1
#1005soft green echo eyedrop antidote17
#507sonar-in-a-biscuit9
#822spiked femur1
#1002spooky shrunken head2
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#575sprocket26
#1825stolen accordion1
#1118sunken chest2
#956super-spiky hair gel14
#625tambourine bells2
#603tenderizing hammer1
#1529tiny house5
#6225tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#4542tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#4479tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#2831tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#4496tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8150tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#6153tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#4837tiny plastic levitating potato3
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#2600tiny plastic pastamancer2
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#6199tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#3347tiny plastic star starfish5
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#794tires2
#753titanium assault umbrella4
#2986toast3
#477tortoise's blessing3
#148unlocked meat locker1
#131urinal cake100
#1510valuable trinket18
#891viking helmet2
#896vorpal blade1
#481walrus-tusk earring2
#821white pixel8
#809white satin pants1
#1058white snake skin1
#162wooden axe5
#636wooden stakes2
#930wussiness potion2
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 983 items total!

what items are this player missing?