| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #13 | Cloaca-Cola | 6,635 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #17 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 253 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #38 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 17 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #29 | Venus flytrap | 11 |
| #40 | abominable snowcone | 1,156 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #23 | barbed-wire fence | 601 |
| 🥉 | basic meat fez | 239 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #832 | brine | 17 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1473 | candy cane | 21 |
| #64 | cast | 875 |
| #387 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 17 |
| #22 | chef-in-the-box | 25 |
| #18 | chewing gum on a string | 8,268 |
| #61 | cog | 659 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #13 | disco mask | 20,961 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #914 | fruitcake | 22 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1216 | ghost cucumber | 17 |
| #1138 | gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #73 | icy mushroom wine | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | loaded serum blowgun | 294 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #85 | magical ice cubes | 1,000 |
| #26 | magical mystery juice | 8,000 |
| #7 | mariachi pants | 18,899 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #434 | mugcake | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #33 | oyster basket | 700 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #65 | pet rock | 103 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #394 | phonics down | 170 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #298 | portable corkscrew | 22 |
| #90 | potted cactus | 998 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #11 | ravioli hat | 22,223 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #108 | ridiculously huge sword | 170 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #67 | salty dog | 1,700 |
| #16 | saucepan | 10,758 |
| #198 | scroll of drastic healing | 499 |
| #587 | scroll of pasta summoning | 17 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #88 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #546 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 170 |
| #112 | spectral pickle | 210 |
| #66 | spooky hockey mask | 17 |
| #62 | spring | 600 |
| #56 | sprocket | 656 |
| #717 | string of blue beads | 17 |
| #721 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #690 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #641 | thin black candle | 127 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #198 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 17 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 17 |
| #174 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 17 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #218 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 17 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #192 | tiny plastic hermit | 17 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #198 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 17 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #209 | tiny plastic sauceror | 17 |
| #210 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 17 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #214 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 17 |
| #1991 | toast | 100 |
| #85 | tomato | 1,000 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #133 | white balloon | 136 |
| #270 | worthless trinket | 17 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #113 | yo-yo | 281 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |