| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #76 | Bulky Buddy Box | 38 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #41 | Cerebral Cloche | 4 |
| #78 | Cerebral Crossbow | 4 |
| #41 | Cerebral Culottes | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #466 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #95 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1,000 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #5 | bat guano | 22,895 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #29 | borg sock monkey | 78 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #26 | cardboard katana | 49 |
| #368 | cardboard ore | 4 |
| #6 | cardboard staff | 72 |
| #5 | cardboard sword | 125 |
| #580 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #531 | herb brownies | 25 |
| #122 | hot buttered roll | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #76 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 33 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #91 | pet rock | 77 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #173 | pixellated candy heart | 100 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #80 | procrastination potion | 1,337 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #17 | sock monkey | 159 |
| #547 | spectral pickle | 19 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #243 | toothsome rock | 44 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #165 | white balloon | 100 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |