| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #270 | Mon Tiki | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2576 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #105 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #64 | cotton candy skoshe | 8 |
| #45 | cotton candy smidgen | 10 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #847 | eggnog | 19 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1125 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1281 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1161 | pretty flower | 12 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1076 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |