| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #485 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 6 |
| #1662 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #1724 | Rock Pops | 15 |
| #1642 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2198 | Yummy Tummy bean | 24 |
| #499 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #444 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #290 | cool mushroom | 9 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #408 | flaming mushroom | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #618 | herb brownies | 16 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #96 | oil of expertise | 9 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #207 | philter of phorce | 6 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #235 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #191 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #212 | serum of sarcasm | 8 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #614 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #913 | string of green beads | 13 |
| #971 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #325 | ten-leaf clover | 65 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |