| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #484 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 6 |
| #1665 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #1726 | Rock Pops | 15 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2201 | Yummy Tummy bean | 24 |
| #496 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #443 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #288 | cool mushroom | 9 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #406 | flaming mushroom | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #617 | herb brownies | 16 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #96 | oil of expertise | 9 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #206 | philter of phorce | 6 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #190 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #212 | serum of sarcasm | 8 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #615 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #914 | string of green beads | 13 |
| #972 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #322 | ten-leaf clover | 65 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |