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| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2264 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #62 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #657 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2770 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #217 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #194 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 3 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #80 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #113 | actual tapas | 2 |
| #1574 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #1730 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #110 | bowling ball | 9 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #85 | candy knife | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1469 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #10 | flyest of shirts | 13 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #415 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #510 | gold wedding ring | 7 |
| #514 | green clay bead | 12 |
| #112 | green drunki-bear | 5 |
| #2482 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2691 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #177 | left parenthesis | 2 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #49 | packet of orchid seeds | 3 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| #654 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #148 | plain brown wrapper | 5 |
| #495 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #112 | red drunki-bear | 5 |
| #33 | residual chitin paste | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #164 | rusty hedge trimmers | 3 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #88 | smut orc keepsake box | 8 |
| #149 | soap knife | 2 |
| #21 | spider leg | 2 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #279 | yellow brick road | 2 |
| #101 | yellow drunki-bear | 6 |