| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #498 | empty agua de vida bottle | 303 |
| #98 | empty blowgun | 27 |
| #59 | foreign box | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #82 | oriole-feather headdress | 15 |
| #31 | party hat | 1,000 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #16 | smoldering box | 6 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic sauceror | 13,932 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |